Hey, where'd your site go?

Okay, kids, here's the deal... After having my little nook of the web up for... oh... 20 years now with only sporadic updates (the last major update being in 2003), I've started to realize that it's embarrassingly out of date.

You probably no longer care to hear my thoughts about Napster getting sued (I was totally right, by the way), the band Staind, or the Atkins diet. And my humor column, which seemed funny and witty back in 1996, now seems just really cringy.

So, instead, if you're interested in what's going on in my life, I encourage you to visit these exciting sites...

• These days, I'm a Developer Advocate for Plaid! So if you want to see what I've been up to lately, feel free to check out our YouTube channel! I post a bunch there.
• Oh, I have a blog! It's available at kerp.blog, and contains all sorts of useful information -- particularly if you're into the world of Developer Relations, or one-hit-wonders form the 80s. For some reason, Google refuses to index it, so... uh... if you like it, share a link or two!
• You can sometimes find me on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter.
• If you're into ActionScript physics engines (and really, who isn't?), don't miss my Box2D video tutorials!
• At one point I made a Portal Crossword Puzzle. You should check it out if you're into video games and crosswords.
• Also, if you're looking for a 15-year-old casual game with some good writing, go play Fairy Godmother Tycoon. It's still my baby. Well, not counting my actual children, I guess

And finally, if you want to send me email, please do so at . I'm usually good about answering my mail. But not always.