Okay, kids, here's the deal... After having my little nook of the web up for... oh... 15 years now with only sporadic updates (the last major update being in 2003), I've started to realize that it's embarrassingly out of date.
You probably no longer care to hear my thoughts about Napster getting sued (I was totally right, by the way), the band Staind, or the Atkins diet. And my humor column, which seemed funny and witty back in 1996, now seems just kinda lame.
So, instead, if you're interested in what's going on in my life, I encourage you to visit these exciting Web 2.0 sites...
And finally, if you want to send me email, please do so at . I'm usually good about answering my mail. But not always.